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Old Sep 14, 2005, 03:37 AM // 03:37   #41
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104) Because your team configuration sucked, even though you were the leader
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Old Sep 14, 2005, 03:47 AM // 03:47   #42
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105. Because I didn't join.
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Old Sep 14, 2005, 04:25 AM // 04:25   #43
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104) Because your team configuration sucked, even though you were the leader
or.. 106) your team configuration sucked because you were the leader.
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Old Sep 14, 2005, 04:43 AM // 04:43   #44
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107) Your ranger was busy trying to ride his pet "Chocobo."
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Old Sep 14, 2005, 04:46 AM // 04:46   #45
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108) Your warrior died trying to find "Omnislash" on his skill bar.
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Old Sep 14, 2005, 04:49 AM // 04:49   #46
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109) because someone in the party kept saying "balls here, balls there, balls everywhere!"
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Old Sep 14, 2005, 04:49 AM // 04:49   #47
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109) They were busy ranting about all the idiots they see on Guild Wars.
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Old Sep 14, 2005, 04:57 AM // 04:57   #48
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110) "I don't know"
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Old Sep 14, 2005, 05:00 AM // 05:00   #49
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111) Someone was drawing boobs on the map again...nobody else seemed to enjoy your beautiful artwork.
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Old Sep 14, 2005, 06:26 AM // 06:26   #50
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112.) Someone was drawing males organs on the map and the monks left 75% or so through Thunderhead
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Old Sep 14, 2005, 09:10 AM // 09:10   #51
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113.) "wwwwwc1 c1 c1 c1 wwwwwssssdwwdwwdwwwwwwwtf i can't move!!"
114.) "hehehe, i just realized i forgot ..."
115.) The monk brought mending into the UW (that actually did happen... i was getting beat by an Aatxe and my prot spirit was fading, i took a heavy hit of course and saw the monk casting something. Hope went up.. and down asap when i saw that he casted mending on me...)
116.) Your girlfriend just pulled the power-plug (did happen too grmbl -.-)
117.) You did not vote a teamleader aforehead.
A: We go up to the king and camp there
B: No!!! We stay in the middle
A: Lolz0r noob, i've done the mission a million times. We go up.
B: Screw it, we are not. Only noobs are going up there
C: Dude, they are coming!
A+B: STFU NOOB!
118.) You missed out the "... bonus only!" when you joined the team that was looking for members.

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Old Sep 14, 2005, 09:20 AM // 09:20   #52
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54. 56k dial up
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Old Sep 14, 2005, 09:47 AM // 09:47   #53
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120. Because my team didn't realise I killed 3 of the 4 enemies, so they didn't bother ressing me when I died (PvP).
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Old Sep 14, 2005, 04:04 PM // 16:04   #54
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121. Because the warrior, who says to the monk "it's not my fault if you can't keep up," doesn't realize that the monk is slow because of the Cripple condition he keeps pulling off the warrior (transferring it to himself) during each battle.
122. Because the warrior believes he's the main damage dealer and completely ignores his responsibility to block enemies from reaching the casters who do the real damage.

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Old Sep 14, 2005, 08:33 PM // 20:33   #55
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happens to me every time i try desert missions... or some others(these are rare tho) monks using invinci monk build making us lose
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Old Sep 15, 2005, 02:52 AM // 02:52   #56
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124. The W/Mo is too busy hitting on 'teh hawttt' elementalist in PMs who pretends to be a 'cute ~__^ ~.^ hihi ^.^ teheheee seilla mooon' female.
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Old Sep 15, 2005, 03:07 AM // 03:07   #57
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125. The warrior wants to see how many red dots he can have following him
126. You forgot to bring a monk (done that before)
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Old Sep 15, 2005, 04:07 AM // 04:07   #58
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127.You went afk and everyone dies and you don't have res.
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Old Sep 15, 2005, 09:07 AM // 09:07   #59
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i skipped 3 pages but those are real ones (happened to me lotsa times)

128. Tank fell asleep on his keyboard
129. Afk i m outta Coffee, no one noticed the "afk" ..just followed with some "wtf is he doin !!!"

@Link: i saw this one .. in UW.. one went afk, no rez, we all die, it was..hum..the MONK !!

@Fenril: i suppose the point in ur "excuse" is U were actually the Elem one in that story ^^

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130) all of your team except you decides they don't want to cross the lava pit because "it hurts like h*ll" leaving you alone to fight 6 ettins
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